Watch out if you ever go to a party held by a group of Memphis dentists; I once RSVP’d to attend one of their parties, and it was not exactly what I would have expected from a bunch of Memphis dentists! Those guys really really know how to cut loose once they get going; hot tubs, ice luges, squirt guns full of screwdrivers, these guys had it all! They hired servers in bathing suits to serve us our drinks, and had a full pig on a spit roast (the party had a Hawaiian theme), I just couldn’t believe it; Memphis dentists know how to GET DOWN!
The Memphis dentists I had known in the past were nothing like these guys; they were quiet individuals that never held wild parties, at least not that I knew of! They had little dentist offices near residential areas, and sometimes you would see them out at the local restaurants with their wives. Apparently, the lifestyle of Memphis dentists has undergone a series of big changes since I last socialized with that group!
Next time you are invited to a party held by Memphis dentists, bring a bathing suit and a towel, drink a lot of water before you show up (because they WILL expect you to keep up on the drinking), and maybe consider warming up with some jumping jacks and basic stretches. You never know what to expect from those crazy Memphis dentists, and if you are not fully prepared, you could find yourself getting sick or injured just from partying too hard with those maniacs! However, if you have all your bases covered and you do a little preparatory drinking the night before (to get your liver in shape), then you may just find yourself having the time of your life with the craziest group of dental professionals you have ever met!
